Dolly Diamond & Skank Sinatra

The Performers

Melbourne’s most fabulous double act, Dolly Diamond and Skank Sinatra, are teaming up for a cabaret catastrophe of epic proportions and it’s going to be the funniest musical comedy failure you’ve ever seen.

The Performers follows down-on-their-luck cabaret producers Dolly Diamond and Skank Sinatra as they hatch a scheme to save themselves from unpaid Edinburgh Fringe tax bills by producing a surefire flop. But when their “guaranteed disaster” turns out to be a surprise success, chaos, comedy and showtunes ensue.

Expect dazzling costumes, razor-sharp banter, and musical parodies of Broadway’s biggest hits as these two cabaret icons do everything in their power not to succeed.

Diamond: “It has to be a write-off.”
Skank: “Let’s not sell a single ticket.”

Spoiler alert: they’ll still bring the house down.

*This show is not loosely based on any musical, whatsoever.

• Cabaret
• $33.00 - $36.00
• 7-19 April 2026
• 55 minutes
• Grouse
• Suggested for 15+
• 
  Audience participation, Drug references, Language – mild language