Justin Porter

Don't Ask, Don't Telfast

Multiple-award-nominated comedian Justin Porter debuts his first solo sketch show: a hilarious look at growing up and discovering yourself. 

It’s 2001, in Texas. Justin’s dad is a retired Air Force pilot, his mother going to church again, and boy are they divorced. Oh, and he’s allergic to cats, and starting to realise he’s really *quite* gay. 

After directing the hugely successful and Golden Gibbo-nominated show The Wedding, and starring as one half of cult favourite and critically acclaimed improv show Gays of our Lives, Justin Porter is stepping out on his own. So pass the antihistamines and hold on to your butts, it's going to be a wild ride.

'Completely blown away.' Lilithia Reviews 

'Unstoppable.' Australian Arts Review

'Fantastic.' The Melbourne Observer 

'Brilliant.' Theatre Matters 

• Sketch
• $20.00 - $32.00
• 8-19 April 2026
• 55 minutes
• Theory Bar
• Suggested for 18+
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  Language – occasional coarse language, Licensed venue: under 18s will only be permitted with a parent or guardian