Bridget Hassed

Perfect Opinion No Notes

Nominee Best Newcome 2024 Melbourne International Comedy Festival

I recently got a review that said “I’m not as talented as Hassed” which is not only a comedian’s wet dream, it means I won’t be taking any feedback at this time.

But, with professional theatrical critique like that you can rest assured that you will be in the safe hands of a wickedly-relatable, award-nominated and frequently-correct comedian.

Perfect Opinion No Notes is a darkly funny, wickedly-relatable one woman show where stand-up and storytelling collide in unique and unexpected ways.

'Hassed weaves both a mirthful and viciously cutting web similar to those conjured by Anne Edmonds or Celia Pacquola.' ★★★★ The Age 

'An independent artist that should truly be bigger.'  Theatre Travels

'Bridget’s raw authenticity and occasional vulnerability felt akin to the brilliant comedy stylings of Nina Oyama.' Hugging Comedians

Bridget identifies as a queer, neurodivergent, chronically ill 6/10.

• Stand-Up
• $25.00 - $33.00
• 26 March 2026-5 April 2026
• 50 minutes
• Chinese Museum
• Suggested for 18+
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  Drug references, Language – occasional coarse language, Political, religious or racial themes, References to substance abuse, Strong sexual references, Sudden loud noises