Ruby Teys

Ciao Latte

When sharp-tongued Sydney-sider Ruby Teys escapes to a small town in Sardinia for some sun and a strong espresso, a flirtatious cappuccino with a brooding local barista turns into the date from hell!

With no exit in sight and everything spiralling out of control, she blurts out a lie so outrageous that it stops him cold... and pulls her in deeper.

Instead of sipping limoncello and ghosting gracefully, Ruby is suddenly stuck playing the role of a lifetime in a sleepy Sardinian village where everyone’s a suspect, secrets don't stay buried and Stefano's cousin just happens to be connecting all the dots.

Tangled in a web of pasta, passion and preposterous pretending, will Ruby fake it 'til she makes it out... alive?

'Teys delivers a character performance that simply must be inducted into the Australian consciousness.' ★★★★★ Time Out 

'A force in Aussie comedy.' ★★★★ The Age 

• Theatre
• $25.00 - $30.00
• 26 March 2026-19 April 2026
• 60 minutes
• The Greek
• Suggested for 15+
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  Strong sexual references, Drug references, Language – strong coarse language